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I’m Gross. Deal with It

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

Urinary Odors. What is it about gross things that never ceases to attract my attention? I was perusing the world wide web when I came upon an article about strong smelling urine. (Not my fault if this link takes you to a no-longer-found article. It was there I promise.) And I skimmed it. Hey, it was quite informative. Did you know Leukocyte esterase could show your count of white blood cells which could possibly lead to the diagnosis of an infection? Seeee?!

This one always gets me: Roadkill. I see the dog bloated tight as Marshmallow Man. I see the raccoon I’m about to pass. The size, its color, its position near the side of the road. I know it’s a dead, gruesome rodent and I’ve seen many in my life. Yet, I can’t NOT look when I drive past.

Marshmallow Man

My family used to be avid “Survivor” fans. One of our favorite episodes every season was when the contestants must eat the scary or disgusting things. Love it.

A few days ago I found myself amongst a group whose random conversation included delicacies from around the world. I learned about the big goose eggs which are left under a black light. One young lady wasn’t familiar with veal. I was informed that aborted human fetuses are a prized gourmet in some parts of Vietnam. *I could go on an entirely different rant with that subject, but I won’t here right now.

What about you? How many people are reading this shaking their head and saying, “I knew somebody else liked gross stuff, too!”

Tennis, Anyone?

Friday, February 19th, 2010

The courts call my name. My racket sighs when I walk past it propped behind my closet door. My white Reeboks are in their box which is collecting dust, wanting to be empty. Because that would mean its usual occupants are on my feet, dancing on the court. Ahhhhh tennis.

I didn’t play much tennis last year. I was recovering from a broken toe. *I empathize with anybody who has even the smallest body part broken. I realize the healing is slow and soreness is ongoing for months!

Mr. Big Toe is healed and I’m ready to have a sore shoulder from practicing my backstroke. The snow days are over (knock on wood) and I’m ready to bounce balls. We’re in the final days of February and I can’t wait to find Love. Who’s with me? And when are we going?

Broken Window. Mended Spirit.

Saturday, February 6th, 2010

Walking to my vehicle last night after work, I saw what I thought was a puddle of someone’s drink with ice cubes they’d dumped near my car. When I came closer I realized what it was and my tummy flipped. The back window of my SUV was busted out. Knowing exactly where to look next, my tummy flipped again as I saw my purse (and other belongings) were gone. (To get it over with: yes, I confess I left my purse while I went inside to snap party pics. Lesson learned.) I was parked in a lot in the Rivermarket with many other cars, not a random creepy, dark, dangerous place. (Well, now that I say that…) After the shock, then a prayer, then realization it’s not getting any better just looking at it, I called the police then my mom. After 20 minutes and police still not there, I called again….Finally two officers who “happened to be passing through” saw my vehicle and stopped. They weren’t the ones who were sent to save me yet I waited 30 minutes before they did; I wonder how long before the others who’d gotten the call would have taken to find me! But these officers were very comforting, intrepid, and helpful.

Police report, calls to my bank and the credit card company, blah blah blah…you don’t care about reading all that… It’s after 10:00, dark and cold. My feelings are hurt and I’m ready to go home and know everything is safe. Another prayer. My commute home was cold and uneasy. Big brother was urgent yet soothing during our 12 phone calls back and forth regarding my stolen goods…and tips on how to cover up my window.

I got home to eat an 11:00 p.m. dinner. After a few minutes of more prayer and a little Jimmy Fallon (I think that’s what I was watching–I wasn’t even concentrating on it!)  I went to bed, tired from the week but wired from the events…

This morn I woke up before my alarm clock and made a follow up call to my bank. I’m still leery.

Fast forward: I got my window replaced at Glass Pro this morning. Friendly and efficient. I have packed another wallet and purse with a new checkbook. I’ll take care of Social Security and a new driver’s license after the weekend. Another prayer.

It could have been worse. I could’ve walked up on the thief and they could have pulled a gun. Or attacked me. They could have broken out all the windows. They chose a good one to hit–gift cards, stamps, makeup, perfume…even shoes. You betcha.) But I can go shopping for all new makeup in the comfort of my own home. Literally. I have other purses to carry. I can restock business cards. It just STINKS and is an inconvenience (an expensive one!) to put back in order. But I will be fine and keep my chin up.

Window replacement = $167

Purse and other property taken = $500+

Family to give guidance, advice and a bit of comical relief = Priceless

All my blessings and the opportunity to share some of those blessings with that thief = Double priceless.

But I hope he/she steps in dog poop.

Be careful and smart out there, kids.

What’s in There?

Friday, February 5th, 2010

The fridge at our office is just like one of those you read about in internet articles. Or see on tv shows. You know what I’m talking about. Half eaten slices of pizza. Green beans growing mold in the Tupperware container. Expired cheese. The 6 bottles of ketchup because people bring their own and the “I bring one of these every day but sometimes don’t eat it (or forgot it) so now I’m growing a collection” (usually this is yogurt, sodas or ham sandwiches.)

I went to retrieve my Big K Diet Citrus Drop (a.k.a. Diet Mt. Dew Wanna-Be) this afternoon and decided to peek into some of those grocery sacks. Yes I did. I saw an orange, chocolate mousse, and discolored deli meat.  I don’t consider myself a nosey person, but what’s so intriguing about looking at what people have forgotten in the shared refrigerator? Consider the to-go boxes. The owners have good intentions. They go to lunch and spend hard-earned dollars on a nice fajita platter, too-big-to-eat-at-one-sitting sandwich, or a huge salad that will make a tasty snack later. But then they forget it. And it gives me something to laugh at and share with you.

For those of you who have returned to your leftovers only to find them missing or –even worse– nibbled on, I give you this jewel: an entertaining website of passive aggressive notes you may want to use! Hilarious. In case you find yourself with a shared-but oft forgotten-fridge full of…wait, is that…what is that?

So, err, uhmm, you gonna eat that?

Free Food, Free Movies and Super Bowl Spot

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

A few bits you may find helpful. Or interesting. Or neither.

-Denny’s is offering a free Grand Slam breakfast to visitors Tuesday, February 9. 6:00 a.m. til 2:00 p.m.

-Sync has canceled the Singles Mingles contest previously announced. Stay tuned for it to show up later in the year, perhaps. But by all means, don’t turn down hot dates in the meantime.

-Yippeeeee! Movies in the Park is once again returning this summer to bring fabulous free, family-friendly entertainment for movie-lovers, couples, friends, cheapskates and the like. February 10 we can gather to hear the lineup of this summer’s chosen flicks. If you’ve never enjoyed Movies in the Park in Little Rock, I feel sorry for you. You must take advantage. Go this year and tell ‘em I sent ya!

-Speaking of movies…April 3, Morgan Freeman is coming to Little Rock to accept an award for Outstanding Contributions for Southern Culture from the Oxford American. Anddddd, as I previously reported via this video, a locally produced movie titled “Step Away From the Stone” has been cast and the shooting begins as soon as “early February” (which is… any day now) Stay tuned for more info ;)

-Finally, with the hype of the Super Bowl commercials I bring you this nugget: One of the spots stirring up lots of controversy is the Focus on Family spot (This organization is Pro-Life). One of the producers is a fellow Harding University alum. We were not students at the same time and I don’t know him. But I always love to hear about what other alumni are doing with their time and talents. Here is a recent interview on FOX news if you want a bit of background before you see it on Sunday night as you stuff your hand into the bag of Doritos.

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But What’s Her Name?

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

She’s here!

Valerie and I had a smooth, speedy trip to Texarkana (see previous post) With a few stops along the way…oil change, makeup, gas, state trooper…the usual.

I’ve got to brag. We get to the hospital at 3:15 and find our parents in the waiting room. Mama shows us to Carmen’s room. Going to pop in to say “hi and good luck.” I walk up and hear…the baby crying! “She’s here! She’s here! Go call them! (meaning the family, since Mama had phone in hand) I hear her crying!”

*Please excuse the eyeliner samples on my wrist :)

Unfortunately the volume of my voice was enough to alert the nurse who promptly poked her head out the door to let us know we “need to leave. It will be a few minutes”. But hey, those bragging rights can’t be taken away from me!

So we’re in the waiting room a few minutes later and more family shows up and Trey comes in to announce. Baby is 7 lb. 12 oz. and  22″ long with very long feet. What’s her name? No answer. Everyone is excited and we begin to

Tweet, text, Facebook this news!

Tweet, text, Facebook, etc. What’s her name? No answer.

Quick and easy (easy for us to say–WE aren’t the ones having the baby!) It’s a big fun party with kids running around with balloons and chocolate covered pretzels. Well, not for everyone. Carmen was snacking on a club sandwich when we go in and see her. I think the nurses were mixed up  because 10 minutes after she ate her sandwich they brought another entree! Please find the one carrot stick a significant part of a healthy meal :)

"You had a baby! Now have some gravy!"

The cousins are sooo eager to see her.

Lined up to meet the little one.

‘Twas a wonderful reunion with the family, a fun road trip on a sunny day with one of my best friends who shares nieces with me. I gave Trey some Samoas (his favorite Girl Scout Cookie) Maybe he’ll share with Carmen after she finishes her carrot stick and mystery meat. But he’d better save some for these little girls because they’re going to need something to make it through the next few days. They just don’t know it yet.

Ava and Isabel admire their new sister Sophia

Mooooove it…Baby on the Way!

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

I was lying in bed this morn waiting for my caffeine to kick in and about to read for a few minutes when my mom called. As she knows my morning schedule and is an elementary school teacher…it was unusual for her to be calling me at the time. Glad she did. Sister-in-law is en route to the hospital to have Baby #3!

Carmen is due this Saturday, but as the doc predicted a few weeks ago, she’s more than likely not going to make that due date. When I called Friday morn to chat, she was vaccuming the house and playing with Ava and Isabel (her 5 and 2 year old)

I have one nephew and four nieces. I was at the hospital for the arrival of Brett, Zoe, Ava, Gabby (in the delivery room for her!) I missed Isabel. A lot of people did. She came 6 days early!

Sooooo…I am seizing the day and not going to miss this one. One of the moments in life that are precious and you gotta grab ‘em while you can. I’ve rearranged my schedule a bit, made some calls/emails and am about to meet my friend Valerie (and shared aunt to our nieces–she’s Carmen’s sister!) to ride down to St. Michael’s Hospital in Texarkana and have a baby! Wish us luck!

Wonder if I should take something to knit or a stack of books. Wait, I don’t even know how to knit. Wonder if they’ll let me in the delivery room with my camera. Well, maybe I’ll leave that one alone but the family in the waiting room and celebration are sure to be Kodak moments. You better believe I’ll have pics to share later.

Chili, Oranges and More Blonde

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

I’ve had chili on my mind the past two weeks.  So I took it to the streets. For last week’s issue of Sync I interviewed passers-by, asking  “How do you like your chili?” Then it rubbed off. After I mentioned it, they smiled and a few said “Now I’m in the mood for chili!”

Me? Why, thanks for asking. I like mine made with beans. I like spicy. I prefer to put ketchup in mine and would even sprinkle chopped onions on top if available. And crackers…crumbled on top like when I was a kid. One woman told me she puts sugar in hers. That’s a new one to me. Want more? You can even join the society! What about you? Maybe I just need to make a big pot and we can chili-chat over a steaming bowl of it.

Mmmmm, oranges. A fruit I have not always adored, now I keep a bag of them in my fridge 80% of the time. The other day at the office, Shea asked me why are there seeds in some slices when you slice a Navel Orange and other times there are none. I have no idea. I’m no orange farmer, nutritionist nor foodie. He peels his orange as a whole. I cut mine in slices then peel each individually (as you would find on a cruise ship buffet or cocktail reception table) This led me to a few sites you may enjoy…if you love oranges and really wanted to know more about varieties and, hey wait, Shea…this article says Navels are seedless.

Washington Navel Orange Tree

Washington Navel Orange Tree

This one’s for the girls: I took a big step. I let a different stylist color my hair this week. First time for her to do it and I’m so pleased. A longer drive than my norm for a trip to the salon, but it paid off in the attention she gave me, non-rushed chat, and getting to see a friend I rarely see. But it also felt good just to shake things up a bit. Bonus: I perused a Cosmo magazine, met her new boyfriend and educated her about Twitter. And was out of there in less than 2 hours. And since I just confessed to fresh blonde, I have an excuse for the next few weeks. That being said…woooohooo! Happy Nat’l Blonde Brownie Day!

So, what’s on your mind? I asked the Governor that question this week at an event at his mansion. He mentioned the budget and that he’s running for re-election. I chuckled. PSA: just because you’re in someone’s house, doesn’t mean they want to share secrets with you. So next time you’re at my mansion and we’re chatting and you ask me a question, don’t be surprised if I just tell you to read my blog then offer you another bowl of chili.

People on my Mind

Friday, January 15th, 2010

I’ve got others on my mind. Before you dismiss this post thinking it’s a sappy, lovey, all-we-need-is-love ramble, hear me out?

Checking my mailbox this morn I smiled as soon as I saw it: a “Reader’s Digest”.  I like this little mag. But that’s not why I smiled. The smile was for my grandmother. Maw gave me a subscription to this mag a few years ago. When it ran out, she asked me if I liked it or wanted to get a different magazine. Then I began receiving “Better Homes and Gardens”. Funny, because I have neither a “house”- home nor a garden but I quickly grew to adore the monthly treat. So I received that for two years. My grandmother is getting “up there” in age. And what she’s gaining in years, she’s losing in sanity. I don’t mean that disrespectfully. It’s just the truth. Just this week she got some appointments and places mixed up on her “trip to town” (what us country people call it) It broke my heart to hear. But she’s still my grandmother and she’s still loving every one of us just the same. So if she forgot and signed me up for the wrong subscription, it’s ok. I’ll enjoy it more because it’s from her…even if she doesn’t remember it.

Those Haitians. We all know the devastation they are facing right now. I speak only for myself: I think about, donate to, pray for and blog about them…but I don’t REALLY try to imagine what it’s like to be one of them. And I think that a bit selfish of me. Do you?

Lady GaGa. She had to cancel a concert his week in Indiana due to exhaustion. Poor girl. I could imagine it IS exhausting trying to find a wardrobe like hers every day. 265

My sister-in-law and brother. She is due to have Baby #3 on January 30. The last report says baby’s not going to wait that long! A healthy labor and delivery for SIL and a healthy, happy life for my 5th niece are on my mind!

A neighbor. In the parking lot of my apartment this morn an Indian neighbor asked if I could purchase some tickets for her. She needed to get somewhere (home? I didn’t understand exactly what she asked.) She’d walked to the library which wasn’t opened yet. She had problems on another computer somewhere else, etc. I didn’t understand her and not sure I could have or even should have helped her right then. But she’s on my mind because: wow. La-di-dahhh I live my  life running around going to work, going to play, going to church, eating, going shopping, working out, socializing, getting in my car when I want… She was asking desperately for me to help her get somewhere. Maybe to see her family in another country? Maybe there’s a problem I can’t imagine? Maybe I’m over analyzing, but it still makes me think of her. And the other millions just like her.

Conan O’Brien. No matter what happens, where he goes, which network gives him a desk and a paycheck, he’ll keep entertaining and life will go on. But he’s definitely on my mind since I love his humor and crazy red hair. No go CoCo!

Housesitter for Hire

Friday, January 8th, 2010

Last week, I did something I’d never done before. I was a house sitter.

I’d visited prior to this weekend and even received email instructions/reminders. But it was still different when the time came.  Since many of you may not follow me on Twitter (act now! don’t delay! there’s still time!) I thought I’d share my tweets below. *Note for non-Tweeters: if there is a # in front of something, it just means “sidenote” or it’s a popular topic on Twitter. Wow, more confused? Anyway…

1:29 PM Jan 2nd housesitting. just got here and already set off the alarm. and met the other dog. #offtoagreatstart

4:40 PM Jan 2nd man near me has been coughing his lungs up for more than 5 minutes. all I have to offer is a #TootsieRoll . might make it worse.

4:55 PM Jan 2nd Mom? Pop? Wow #HappyPalindromeDay ! (and the #TootsieRoll is still in my purse) re: last tweet

6:58 PM Jan 2nd #GoHogs ! “give me Liberty or give me death” …well maybe not THAT serious…but go team! from mobile web

7:07 PM Jan 2nd #housesitting update: back at the house, dog knows I’m not her mama. but least she’s quiet. #hopeimakeitthroughthenight from mobile web

10:15 PM Jan 2nd #housesitting update: the dogs are not scary anymore. saw end of #Hogs game (yay!) and can’t find a blanket. from mobile web

7:53 AM Jan 3rd #housesitting update: had wierd dreams, put dogs outside at 5:30, don’t need to think too much about the bed I just slet in #justsayin from mobile web

8:38 AM Jan 3rd #housesitting update: do people in nice neighborhoogds really have a prob with having their Sunday paper stolen? owners always say get paper. from mobile web

9:02 AM Jan 3rd owners will be glad to find I didn’t even touch the beer in the fridge she offered. but the deli-sliced turkey? ehh it was expired anyway ;) from mobile web

9:23 AM Jan 3rd #housesitting words of wisdom: tis OK to update and humor virtual friends, notice I haven’t said where/whose house. from mobile web

10:30 AM Jan 3rd final #housesitting update: no fires. no deaths. I’m outta here. Church time. Success. Call if you need me. from mobile web

I enjoyed the experience. The homeowners made it back safely and I even got a few follow up thank you texts (yay! I didn’t leave anything discriminating behind!) You can go ahead and add housesitting to the “new year, new opportunities” thing. Just please let me meet your dogs first.